For the culture

Vitardio.

Step aside, Retardio, because Vitardio is here to take the spotlight!
Flipping the dollar

Bruh, the ticker is just $Vitardio. k?

0x47dfea25b5ef850de3a8ba28f8d925e383967bd1

this is ca.

this is telegram

this is X

Now go make frens & memes

dexscreener

dextools

Da end

YOU STILL HERE? okay, scroll down

Scroll Futher

Almost there

One last time

Bruh, You Really Checking the Website?

OKAY, here
is ABOUT US

The newest name in the world, Vitardio is all about pushing boundaries and having fun with a style.

STOP SEARCHING FOR A TREND. BUY $Vitardio

$Vitardio

Step aside, Retardio, because Vitardio is here to take the spotlight! The newest name in the world of quirky and unforgettable characters, Vitardio is all about pushing boundaries, embracing chaos, and having fun with a style that’s impossible to ignore.

Roadmap

A road map? LOL. Here's a map of America. It's big. It has roads. Somewhere on there, you'll find our headquarters, or maybe not. Use Google Maps or something.

We're probably hiding in a bunker filled with memes and snacks, waiting for the next trend to drop. Good luck finding us.

SOON on multiple CEX!

Not that you degens get a lot of sex, but k. you atleast get to experience CEX

We aren't gonna put up things like 'Coming soon'
want more cex? buy tokens and list it :D

kucoin

cb wallet

uniswap

Tokenomics

$Vitardio $Vitardio $Vitardio. That's our tokenomics.

LP Tokens are burned, and contract ownership is renounced.

1,000,000,000 Total Supply

Contact Us

But why? Seriously, why? If you insist, just shout "Vitardio!"
really loud and maybe we'll hear you.

LEGAL STUFF

We are not responsible for any loss of brain cells while browsing this site. Consult a doctor if you start taking us seriously. All investments are at your own risk and probably a terrible idea.

SERIOUS FONT CUZ

Vitardio

One last time, for the culture

All copy rights reversed

WHat else?

Bruh, dont tell me you're still here